yo i didnt know this movie took place in america
(Source: unfinishedchildhood)
my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first
(via mojosodope178)
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world…
(Source: casimirpulaskidays)
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
(via eat5leepthink)
i used to be good at math but then i finished 1st grade
(via mscarylsnts)
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
at work
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
(via theperksofbeinga-lone)
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
(via wewillbecomesilhouttes)
| me: | yeah i saw that last year on tumblr |
double standards disgust me. when a guy sleeps with a ton of women he’s a stud but when a girl sleeps with a ton of women she’s a lesbian
That was not the way I expected that sentence to end.
(via mscarylsnts)
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
it gets funnier each time it appears on my dash
(via mscarylsnts)
